April 26, 2018

Introduction to H4nn1bal

Filed under: Roger Gunderson — sbeaudet20 @ 9:08 pm

Hi, I’m the island’s resident psychopath. I frequently enjoy long walks on the beach to throw stones at littluns, torturing kids, and trying to secretly overthrow Jack so I may take power. My name is Roger Gunderson but call me H4nn1bal online. I am the Castle Rock Torturer and the proud murderer of the useless rat, Piggy. I like to think of myself as an amateur coup organizer despite the fact that my coup hasn’t gone into effect YET and nobody but me knows about it. I would consider myself a pain enthusiast, but only when it’s inflicted on others. My home life ain’t too fun; here on the island I have no true friends and back in England I was in an abusive family.

2 Comments »

  1. Stupid little kids
    ptui

    Comment by blurb — April 30, 2018 @ 9:05 pm

  2. I will kill piggy’s for coconuts

    Comment by blurb — April 30, 2018 @ 9:08 pm

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