Lord of the FlySpace

Check out this awesome conk I found on the beach. This fat kid named Piggy taught me how to blow through it to make noise. #ConkLife

Ok so I was nominated the leader of our tribe and Jack just went and stole that right from me with all his nasty tricks. That jerk he manipulated all of the other kids against me. I’m just making this post to make sure EVERYONE knows that I should be the leader of us. If all you guys don’t remember we had a vote and you guys chose me to be the leader. That means you should follow my rules, if you just do as I say we can survive this and get rescued. But NOOOOOOO you guys all went and joined Jacks tribe and now people died. Those deaths are you guys’ fault.