Lord of the FlySpace

Check out this awesome conk I found on the beach. This fat kid named Piggy taught me how to blow through it to make noise. #ConkLife

Hi, I’m the island’s resident psychopath. I frequently enjoy long walks on the beach to throw stones at littluns, torturing kids, and trying to secretly overthrow Jack so I may take power. My name is Roger Gunderson but call me H4nn1bal online. I am the Castle Rock Torturer and the proud murderer of the useless rat, Piggy. I like to think of myself as an amateur coup organizer despite the fact that my coup hasn’t gone into effect YET and nobody but me knows about it. I would consider myself a pain enthusiast, but only when it’s inflicted on others. My home life ain’t too fun; here on the island I have no true friends and back in England I was in an abusive family.

Ok so I was nominated the leader of our tribe and Jack just went and stole that right from me with all his nasty tricks. That jerk he manipulated all of the other kids against me. I’m just making this post to make sure EVERYONE knows that I should be the leader of us. If all you guys don’t remember we had a vote and you guys chose me to be the leader. That means you should follow my rules, if you just do as I say we can survive this and get rescued. But NOOOOOOO you guys all went and joined Jacks tribe and now people died. Those deaths are you guys’ fault.