We will be making methane to help fuel our return trip, so if you are reckless enough, please come die at the hands of a jack-ass novice. (I apologise to any mules present for this insult; Don’t worry, I’ll bray you back…)
June 6, 2018
June 5, 2018
STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!
Would you like to suffocate on Mars? If so, please join us for a free end of your life vacation. You and your group will learn how to break every bone in your body while being fried at 12° celsius. Warning: You are the most deranged person in the universe if you accept this.