Mars Travel Brochure

June 5, 2018

STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!

Filed under: Uncategorized —— jfullar32 @ 2:00 am

Would you like to suffocate on Mars? If so, please join us for a free end of your life vacation. You and your group will learn how to break every bone in your body while being fried at 12° celsius.

Warning: You are the most deranged person in the universe if you accept this.

One Response to “STOP TRYING TO KILL ME!”

  1.   HXDIT123_9  Says:
        

    I want to die… NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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