Would you like to suffocate on Mars? If so, please join us for a free end of your life vacation. You and your group will learn how to break every bone in your body while being fried at 12° celsius.
Warning: You are the most deranged person in the universe if you accept this.
We will be making methane to help fuel our return trip, so if you are reckless enough, please come die at the hands of a jack-ass novice.
(I apologise to any mules present for this insult; Don’t worry, I’ll bray you back…)
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