Jay Gatsby 

I enjoy bootlegging, driving, and Daisy. I throw elaborate parties, their the best, just like me. Tom Buchanan’s a big fat turd and Daisy deserves better, like me, she deserves me. I enjoy very colorful things, like gold, I love gold. Daisy has this light thing, it’s green, I want it. I’ve been told I’m quite handsome and have a glittery smile, I enjoy long swims, some would say eternal swims. I spend mass amounts of money to impress Daisy. Daisy. Daisy. Daisy.