Tom Buchanan 

I really love riding horses and playing croquet… at the same time. It’s called polo. My daddy still provides for me, it’s great. I’ve never had a job, so I’ll always be around. Unless I’m cheating. You should probably question why I’m not around because I literally do nothing that involves work. I hate Gatsby, he’s a bootlegger and he works. Gross. He also thinks that Daisy loves him, which is weird because she’s married to me. I’m handsome and have a cruel body type, some would say I’m ripped because I have nothing to do but work out. Don’t tell Daisy about my dating profile, not that she’d care, she’s only with me for my money.