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HOW TO CLONE YOURSELF

HERE’S A STEP BY STEP GUIDE ON CLONING YOURSELF.

 

  1. Obtain 175 pounds of protein powder, 3 bottles of multivitamins, and some chalk.
  2. use the chalk to draw oslo’s arcane matrix on the floor.
  3. pour the powder and vitamins into the center of the matrix.
  4. invoke the old gods of the deep
  5. use victor’s laws of life creation and Isaac’s laws of robotics
  6. now use my own personal law: max’s law of clone stabilization (clone + math = boring)
  7. use ULTIMATE ARCANE POWER to fuel your clone’s creation.
  8. water your clone monthly, and destroy them if they begin to destabilize