Adventures of the Mad Scientist

 

The air brushed against his skin like a cold afternoon night, when Mr. Rafeal walked into his laboratory. He prepared for the hike with his partner that he hated so much… that he wanted to kill him . He knew a storm was coming, but just not when. He knew his partner didn’t believe him, but they did disagree on a lot of things. About ten years ago in the year 2020, Mr.Rafael cheated with his partners wife named Lebronita James. They knew today was the big day to go on the hike… to find the hidden pterodactyl egg!  Mr.Rafael questioned his partners girthy body , and if you could make the horrific rocky hike. Mr.Rafael and his dog began walking up the rocky path to go to the hiking trail. His partner slowly approaches and whips out a machete that is shiny like silver. Mr.Rafael questions the knife but begins to walk forward. Throughout the hike , his partner slowly began to feed Mr.Rafael’s dog with poisonous treats. Mr.Rafael didn’t notice his partners generous act, but soon he would find out something very tragic. After two hours of walking , they stop at the dusty smoky bear monument. They knew they needed to find cover , before the forest fire catches up. You could feel the heat from miles away, like you were sitting by the campfire. Mr.Rafael reaches for the last clif bar, and his partner says, “ I have eaten in two days! Give me that last cliff bar or I’ll kill you!”. Mr.Rafael just smirked and took a bite while his partner stared at him with evil in his eyes. The sun rises and the pterodactyls are chirping, Mr.Rafael knew the trip was coming to an end. As they walk past the sweet blackberry bushes, Mr. Rafael’s dog collapses. Bubbly foam exited the dogs mouth as Mr.Rafael kissed the dogs soft forehead goodbye. His dog’s death , didn’t make any sense. Mr.Rafael thought of every possible way of how his beloved pooch could die… besides one possibility. Could his partner be the reason of his dog’s death? Mr.Rafael knew he had a decision to make, he knew if he find any signs of his partner being involved of his dog’s death, then he only had one option… Mr.Rafael slowly crawls to his partners hand bag and opens it up. He sorts through all the loose change and finds a bottle labeled “rat poison”. Mr.Rafael could not believe what has happened, he searched for the machete and realise it’s missing. He knew he only had a little bit of time. It’s life or death. Mr.Rafael grabs the pointed rock and begins to sharpen a branch to make a spear. As he climbs the tree for position to kill his partner, the branch snaps and he falls to the ground causing the spear to stab right through his chest. As he gasps for his last breath… he reaches for his dogs paw and says, “See you soon bud”. 

 

My Poetry

Poetry is Hard

*Gun Sound Noises*

Chilling with my boy lil Tommy,

Got waves like a tsnuami. 

Go hide your Mommy!

You know he got that salami!

Melt you like you’re a pastrami

 

Writing fiction

Oooo so much friction

Checking my dictionary

Oooo so much literary 

Let’s get this party started 

Oooo with so much poetry

 

Big body Sammy on the track

Dropping beats like he’s dwight Schrute

You know he kinda cute 

When he starts to blow on squidwards flute

Built like a bowl of fruit

You know there’s no dispute 

 

Writing fiction

Oooo so much friction

Checking my dictionary

Oooo so much literary 

Let’s get this party started 

Oooo with so much poetry

 

Free YNW Tnelly

Spreading these bars out like peanut butter jelly

Going to bounce back like santas big ol’belly

Cooking up these bars, like I’m in the deli

It can get a little smelly

But I’m pinkies up, drinking these martinellis