Hello! My name is Zaphod Beeblebrox, and I’m from the planet Betelgeuse. I am looking for a lovely lady to travel the galaxy with. My hobbies include stealing spaceships, traveling to different planets, and doing whatever else pops randomly into my head. I’m also the President of the Imperial Galactic Government, and that has its perks, so if you’re with me, you can expect many exclusive, intergalactic parties. My two heads are also a great conversation starter, and my third arm makes me amazing at sports. I look forward to traveling the universe with you.
